Jenna, 18, The Dirty Mitten USA

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via dutchster)

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continent:

yeah i burn a lot of calories scrolling through my dashboard 

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tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

(via hi)

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communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via hi)

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*watchin family feud*

Host:name something you drink out of
Contestant:uhhhh......used sock!
The contestant's family:GOOD ANSWER GOOD ANSWER!!!!
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lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

(Source: itscarts, via condom)

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